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The Wag's Diary
by Alison Kervin


" 32-year-old Tracie Martin is Luton Town FC's longest-serving WAG - for 12 years her husband Dean has kept her in raccoon hair extensions and quilted Chanel bags.

But looking around at the new breed of WAGS, Tracie is horrified to see that standards have started slipping - some of them have been spotted in skirts that fully cover their bottoms and one or two have never drank four bottles of champagne on a night out! And what's worse,

Dean is dropped from the first team and Paskia Rose (despite Tracie buying her a Heat subscription and taking her to Cricket)is only interested in the rules and skills of the beautiful game - she wants to follow in her father's footsteps rather than her mother's stiletto-clad ones. What's a WAG to do? Armed only with her Smythson notebook and Tiffany pen, Tracie sets out to write the definitive rulebook on life as a WAG, in a one-woman effort to banish inappropriate WAG conduct from the terraces, wine bars and tanning salons of the country... Containing such sage advice as '99.4% of your nutrition should come from Bacardi Breezers' and mantras for life such as 'WAGS can be orange, they can be caramel, but they CANNOT be white', Tracie soon develops a cult following.

Surely it's only a matter of time before Queen of the WAGS, Victoria Beckham (Amen!), wants to be her new best friend?"

Alison Kervin

Our Review:

An amusing tale of how to be the ultimate wag, Tracie Martin, self proclaimed queen of the wags at Luton Town tells of how she stalks Posh, (the true queen of the wags), advises wannabe wags on how to behave appropriately (inappropriately would be a better description), and in the process becomes a star in her own right. Witty, funny and if you needed to compare it with Bridget Jones it would be "Bridget in a silver thong, unashamedly flashing her bits"! Read it and perhaps you'll bag yourself a footballer too. Score : 8.5/10
The Reader :)


Alison Kervin's bio :
Alison has successfully made her mark in the traditionally testosterone-fuelled industry of sports journalism. She is an award-winning writer, biographer and journalist, short-listed for the 2004 and 2005 Interviewer of the Year for her work on The Times (where she was a Chief Sports feature Writer) and the Sunday Times. She was also Woman of Achievement in Cosmopolitan magazine and won Feature Writer of the Year, Interviewer of the Year and Magazine Editor of the Year in the IPC magazine awards.

She is currently a freelance writer and journalist, writing for the Sunday Times, Radio Times and Hello.

In the past, she has written short stories, columns and interviews for publications as diverse as The Spectator, New Statesman, Company, Woman's Own, Vogue, New York Times, Sydney Morning Herald, That's Life, You magazine, The Mail on Sunday, Country: Life and Tatler.

Alison has written five highly acclaimed books - Denise Lewis: Personal Best, Jason Leonard: The Autobiography, Sports Writing, the Unofficial Guide to the Rugby World Cup and Clive Woodward: the biography. Her sixth book 30 Bullies - a history of the World Cups, was published in September by Simon & Schuster. Her first novel The Wag's Diary will be published by Avon, an imprint of Harper Collins, in October 2007, with the follow-up book in June 2008. She has also ghost-written a number of columns for The Times, including that of Jonny Wilkinson as he rose to glory in the 2003 World Cup.

Is it just me, or she really loves sport? :)